STAY WHIMSICAL.

The summer of 2006 brought us a holy cast of comical and catchy characters from south of the border: Nacho, Esqueleto (a.k.a. Steven), Sister Encarnación, Chancho, and the feared Luchador, Ramses. It was the beeeeest!

Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?

Esqueleto: NO!

Nacho: Ok, orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.

Chancho: So you've never wrestled?

Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?

Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.

Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!

Source of all quotes and images: Nacho Libre (2006) Fox Searchlight Pictures.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.

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