Running with scissors since 1970-something... Stay whimsical. Be incredible. It's your story.

The summer of 2006 brought us a holy cast of comical and catchy characters from south of the border: Nacho, Esqueleto (a.k.a. Steven), Sister Encarnación, Chancho, and the feared Luchador, Ramses. It was the beeeeest!

[Singing] I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire. – Nacho

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...

Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!

Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!

Esqueleto: How come?

Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.

Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun? – Nacho

Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?

Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.

Chancho: Nacho! Where are you going?

Nacho: There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the wilderness. Probably, to die.

Chancho: Well, you might need this [Gives Nacho the sword]. My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it.

Nacho: I hope to see you again little Chancho. Maybe in the next life. [Departs] 

Nacho: These are my recreation clothes.

Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.

Nacho: Thank you.

[Singing] When the fantasy has ended /and all the children are gone / Something good inside me/helps me to carry on / I ate some bugs / I ate some grass / I used my hand to wipe my tears / To kiss your mouth / I break my vows / no no no no no no way Josè / Unless you want to / Then we break our vows together. – Nacho

Esqueleto: Surpise. [holding corn in both hands] 

Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!

Source of all quotes and images: Nacho Libre (2006) Fox Searchlight Pictures.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.