The summer of 2006 brought us a holy cast of comical and catchy characters from south of the border: Nacho, Esqueleto (a.k.a. Steven), Sister Encarnación, Chancho, and the feared Luchador, Ramses. It was the beeeeest!
Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun. – Nacho
Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!
Sister Encarnación: Where are your robes, Ignacio?
Nacho: They were... stinky. These are my recreational clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?
They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do! – Nacho
Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.
Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior? – Nacho
Nacho: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.
Esqueleto: Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?
Sister Encarnación: Ignacio, I have been looking all over for you, where have you been?
Nacho : I have been here. I have been sleeping.
Sister Encarnación: In a frilly shirt and slacks?
Nacho : They are my PJ's
Sister Encarnación: Can I come in?
Nacho: No, people might get the wrong idea about you... Like maybe you are a floozy.
Sister Encarnación: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him... and he is a false idol.
I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast. – Nacho
My life is good. Reeeeal good. – Nacho
Source of all quotes and images: Nacho Libre (2006) Fox Searchlight Pictures.
This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.