Running with scissors since 1970-something... Stay whimsical. Be incredible. It's your story.

Enjoy these quotes from one of my favorite comedies of all time!

Watch the video: Me at Dumb and Dumber Film Locations (CO). It's been over 20 years since Dumb and Dumber, the cross-country adventures of Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne. The Farrelly Brothers smash comedy, starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, hit theaters on December 16, 1994. Remember that sweet hog, the briefcase full of cash, the Lamborghini, and The Danbury Hotel? Follow my journey to Breckenridge and Estes Park, Colorado, the actual Rocky Mountain towns filmed as Aspen, Colorado.

Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of $#@%, man.

Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!

Harry Dunne: No way!

Lloyd Christmas: I'll give you three to one odds.

Harry Dunne: No.

Lloyd Christmas: Five to one.

Harry Dunne: No.

Lloyd Christmas: Ten to one?

Harry Dunne: You're on!

Lloyd Christmas: I'm gonna get ya!

Harry Dunne: Nuh uh!

Lloyd Christmas: I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya.

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later. • Lloyd Christmas

Lloyd Christmas: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!

Harry Dunne: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?

Lloyd Christmas: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

[sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No, way! That's great. [chuckles] WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON! • Lloyd Christmas

Harry Dunne: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're... they're numb!

Lloyd Christmas: Oh, well, here. Take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.

Harry Dunne: Extra gloves? You've had extra gloves this whole time?

Lloyd Christmas: Uh, yeah, we're in the Rockies!

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? • Lloyd Christmas

Harry Dunne: So you got fired again, eh?

Lloyd Christmas: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?

Harry Dunne: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.

Lloyd Christmas: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.

Source of all quotes and images: Dumb and Dumber (1994) New Line Cinema.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.