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Enjoy these quotes from one of my favorite comedies of all time!

Watch the video: Me at Dumb and Dumber Film Locations (CO). It's been over 20 years since Dumb and Dumber, the cross-country adventures of Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne. The Farrelly Brothers smash comedy, starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, hit theaters on December 16, 1994. Remember that sweet hog, the briefcase full of cash, the Lamborghini, and The Danbury Hotel? Follow my journey to Breckenridge and Estes Park, Colorado, the actual Rocky Mountain towns filmed as Aspen, Colorado.

State Trooper: Pullover!

Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.

Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, killer boots man!

Lloyd Christmas: [Reaching over Joe Mantelino] You're it.

Harry Dunne: You're it.

Lloyd Christmas: You're it, quitsies!

Harry Dunne: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!

Lloyd Christmas: You can't do that!

Harry Dunne: Can too!

Lloyd Christmas: Cannot, stamp it!

Harry Dunne: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!

Lloyd Christmas: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.

Harry Dunne: No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!

Lloyd Christmas: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Harry Dunne: LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!

Joe Mentalino: GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! [Calms down]

Joe Mentalino: Fellahs... Can't we just listed to the radio or something?

Lloyd Christmas: Radio? Who needs a radio? Ready Harry?

I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog. • Lloyd Christmas

Lloyd Christmas: So where are you headin'?

Mary Swanson: Aspen.

Lloyd Christmas: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

[while telling Harry what to tell Mary about himself] Tell her I'm rich, and I'm good looking, and I have, uh, a rapist's wit. • Lloyd Christmas

How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later [to Harry]. • Lloyd Christmas

Lloyd Christmas: I'm only human, Harry! Come on! Stop being a baby. So we backtracked a tad.

Harry Dunne: A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough money to eat, we don't have enough money to sleep!

Lloyd Christmas: Well, it's not gonna do us any good sitting here whining about it. We're in a hole. We're just going to have to dig ourselves out.

Source of all quotes and images: Dumb and Dumber (1994) New Line Cinema.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.

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