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Enjoy these quotes from one of my favorite comedies of all time!

Watch the video: Me at Dumb and Dumber Film Locations (CO). It's been over 20 years since Dumb and Dumber, the cross-country adventures of Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne. The Farrelly Brothers smash comedy, starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, hit theaters on December 16, 1994. Remember that sweet hog, the briefcase full of cash, the Lamborghini, and The Danbury Hotel? Follow my journey to Breckenridge and Estes Park, Colorado, the actual Rocky Mountain towns filmed as Aspen, Colorado.

Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

Bus Stop Beauty: Austria.

Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Bus Stop Beauty: Let's not.

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! • Lloyd Christmas

According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches. • Harry Dunne

Harry Dunne: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!

Lloyd Christmas: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! • Harry Dunne

Lloyd Christmas: Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

Mary Swanson: How'd you guess?

Lloyd Christmas: I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put 2 and 2 together.

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. • Harry Dunne

If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets. • Lloyd Christmas

Source of all quotes and images: Dumb and Dumber (1994) New Line Cinema.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.

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