Running with scissors since 1970-something... Stay whimsical. Be incredible. It's your story.


A limbo champion walks into a bar. He was disqualified.

In 1977, the world would receive the greatest movie of all-time... Star Wars! From the imagination of George Lucas came this epic space adventure. We met a young Jedi named Luke Skywalker, the beautiful Princess Leia Organa, a cocky pilot named Han Solo, the animated droid R2-D2, and the evil lord Darth Vader.

Watch the video: Me at Skywalker Ranch in Nicasio, CA. In this short video I visit the entrance gate of Skywalker Ranch in Nicasio, CA on Star Wars Day—May 4th, 2014. Unless you brought R2-D2 with you to get you through the gate that's all you're going to see, but it was well worth the trip just to say I've been there.

C-3PO: Just you reconsider playing that message for him!

R2-D2: [beeps a question]

C-3PO: No, I don't think he likes you at all.

R2-D2: [beeps again]

C-3PO: No, I don't like you either.

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? [after hiding from the stormtroopers on the Millennium Falcon] • Obi Wan Kenobi

I find your lack of faith disturbing. • Darth Vader

Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.

Obi Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth. [lightsabers clash]

General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to convey my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. • Princess Leia

Princess Leia: This is some rescue! You came in here, but didn't you have a plan for getting out?

Han Solo: [indicating Luke] He's the brains, sweetheart!

Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy. • Princess Leia

Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?

Obi Wan: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.

Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

Obi Wan: Should I have?

Han Solo: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?

Obi Wan: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked.

Han Solo: [chuckles] What is it? Some kind of local trouble?

Obi Wan: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. • C-3PO

Han Solo: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.

Princess Leia: It's a wonder you're still alive. [Pushing past Chewbacca] Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Han Solo: No reward is worth this.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh! • Chewbacca

I have a very bad feeling about this.[approaching the Death Star] • Luke Skywalker

Source of all quotes and images: Star Wars (1977) Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.