Running with scissors since 1970-something... Stay whimsical. Be incredible. It's your story.


There are really no words to describe the awesomeness that is Napoleon Dynamite—He's got skills! The summer of 2004 brought us a peculiar cast of characters from rural Idaho: Napoleon, Pedro, Kip, Deb, and the pigskin-throwin' Uncle Rico. The bizarre gang took us on a hilarious adventure of Rex Kwon Do training, steak-eating, cake building, LaFawnduh dating, sweet bike jumping, class president campaigning, Fat-Lard Tina feeding, dance grooving, and tetherball playing. It was flippin' sweet!

Gosh! • Napoleon Dynamite

I see you're drinking 1% [referring to Deb's milk]. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. • Napoleon Dynamite

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! • Napoleon Dynamite

Kid in Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?

Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out. • Kip

Napoleon: Do the chickens have large talons?

Farmer: Do they have what?

Napoleon: Large talons.

Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. • Uncle Rico

Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college.

Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?

Napoleon: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.

Pedro: Like what are my skills?

Napoleon: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

Source of all quotes and images: Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Fox Searchlight Pictures.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.