Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
There are really no words to describe the awesomeness that is Napoleon Dynamite—He's got skills! The summer of 2004 brought us a peculiar cast of characters from rural Idaho: Napoleon, Pedro, Kip, Deb, and the pigskin-throwin' Uncle Rico. The bizarre gang took us on a hilarious adventure of Rex Kwon Do training, steak-eating, cake building, LaFawnduh dating, sweet bike jumping, class president campaigning, Fat-Lard Tina feeding, dance grooving, and tetherball playing. It was flippin' sweet!
Gosh! • Napoleon Dynamite
I see you're drinking 1% [referring to Deb's milk]. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. • Napoleon Dynamite
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! • Napoleon Dynamite
Kid in Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out. • Kip
Napoleon: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. • Uncle Rico
Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.
Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
Source of all quotes and images: Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Fox Searchlight Pictures.
This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.