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A group of oddball scientists, Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, and Egon Spengler, set out on a quest to save the world from pesky ghosts. Ghostbusters delivered some of the most entertaining movie quotes in the Eighties... Quoting just one line from the film usually leads to a humorous reminiscing of the timeless comedy classic! The movie also gave us the Stay Puft Marshallow Man, Slimer, and ECTO-1, one of the most iconic movie cars of all time! “Have you or your family ever seen a spook, specter or ghost? ...Don't wait another minute. ...Call the professionals.... Ghostbusters! We're ready to believe you!”


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Dr Ray Stantz: Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family ever seen a spook, specter or ghost?

Dr Ray Stantz: If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals...

All Ghostbusters: Ghostbusters.

Dr Ray Stantz: Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.

All Ghostbusters: We're ready to believe you.

Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. • Dr. Ray Stantz

Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?

Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.

Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.

Dr Ray Stantz: [Entering elevator] Going up?

Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.

Sir, what you have there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasm, or a Class Five full roaming vapor. Real nasty one, too! • Dr. Ray Stantz

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey... Where do these stairs go?

Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

Hee hee hee! "Get her!" That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific. • Dr. Peter Venkman

This is where we put all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap. Quite simple really. Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and... the light is green, the trap is clean! The ghost is incarcerated here in our custom-made storage facility. • Dr. Ray Stantz

Still making headlines all across the country, the Ghostbusters are at it again. This time, at the fashionable dance club, "The Rose." The boys in gray slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance. This is Casey Kasem. Now, on with the countdown. • Casey Kasem

Nice doggy. Cute little pooch. Maybe I've got a Milk-Bone [cornered by the terror dog]. • Louis

Source of all quotes and images: Ghostbusters (1984) Columbia Pictures.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.