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Seinfeld aired from 1989-1998... Nine seasons and 172 episodes. The iconic sitcom, affectionately known as the "show about nothing," follows the misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic freinds. Seinfeld is celebrated for its unique humor, quirky characters, and witty dialogue, finding comedy in everyday life.

Watch the video: Seinfeld… Monk’s Cafe (New York City Film Location). In this short video I visit a film location from my all-time favorite sitcom, "Seinfeld." This New York City film location was used for the exterior shots of Monk’s Cafe in the hit television show were Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer would hang out.

There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations. – Jerry Seinfeld

Hunger will make people do amazing things. I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism. – Jerry Seinfeld

People on dates shouldn’t even be allowed out in public. – Jerry Seinfeld

You’re a nice guy, but I actually only have three friends. I can’t really handle any more. – Jerry Seinfeld

Salad! What was I thinking? Women don’t respect salad eaters. – Jerry Seinfeld

Oh I gotta get on that internet, I’m late on everything! – Jerry Seinfeld

I can’t be with someone like me. I hate myself! – Jerry Seinfeld

What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses—like they’re trophies. What do you need it for after you read it? – Jerry Seinfeld

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over. – Jerry Seinfeld

Why do I always have the feeling that everybody’s doing something better than me on Saturday afternoons? – Jerry Seinfeld

What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room. – Jerry Seinfeld

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. – Jerry Seinfeld

They call it a ‘setup’, now. I guess the blind people don’t like being associated with all those losers. – Jerry Seinfeld

If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn’t say ‘God bless you.’ You should say, ‘You’re so good-looking!' – Jerry Seinfeld

We have to have sex to save the friendship! – Jerry Seinfeld

Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. – Jerry Seinfeld

How long do you have to wait for a guy to come out of a coma before you ask his ex-girlfriend out? – Jerry Seinfeld

People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. – Jerry Seinfeld

What’s the deal with lampshades? I mean if it’s a lamp, why do you want shade? – Jerry Seinfeld

Source of all quotes and images: Seinfeld (1989-1998) Sony Pictures.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the television show.

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